There's gotta be something more than this.

Have you ever pondered about your current status in life and wonder if it can be better? Have you ever pondered about the boredom that defines your life and wonder why it's so dull? Have you ever wondered about what your life could be if you weren't such a couch potato? Fear not, for [insertheroicyetuninterestingprotagonistname] is here!

If you, unknown and/or nonexistent reader haven't guessed yet, I'm wondering why my life is so boring. I think a lot of people end up pondering about their lives and how they can improve it. It's probably something very natural and commonplace, but I think I may be just stating the obvious. I have done absolutely nothing this entire weekend except for cough, sneeze, and hack, and sleep. Personally the last was my favorite part. I'm actually thinking of what I'm going to do for my birthday. I really want to do something, but at the same time, I feel like I can't do anything because it's on a Sunday. Sunday is the worst day of the week because almost every time at 5:30 I go downstairs, into the garage, into the car, eventually into the church, where I waste an hour of my time not listening to Priest and the lecturers and thinking about miscellaneous things like how to pronounce salmon, what am I going to do for my birthday, and why the heck the right click button on my PC refuses to work when I'm on firefox.

But yeah, I'm definitely not celebrating my birthday because I feel like if it's not on a Saturday, it won't be fun, and if it's on a Sunday, the fun is just immediately sucked out of the entire day. I'm OCD when it comes to things like this, so I'll probably end up having dinner at the local Denny's or Sizzler's, becoming surprised with that odd slightly faked face of surprise at the fact that my parents would do such a thing for me and eventually having to cover my face in my menu as the employees start to sing "Happy Birthday" completely off-key.

I'm hoping that the lecturing this week stays to a minimum and when I say minimum, I mean not at all. I'm getting annoyed to the point where I'd rather hear notes than hear words at all.